Professor Tuberton

Keepsake

A little souvenir of this potato's life.

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Their story

1. scenario
   A Moist Awakening
   Professor Tuberton, a Yukon Gold potato of high intellectual caliber, wakes up in a damp burlap sack alongside several cousins who are clearly mid-identity crisis. A jagged shaft of sunlight reveals the terrifying silhouette of a potato peeler leaning against a nearby bucket. The air smells of impending buttery doom and cheap pantry insulation.
2. scenario
   The Great Pantry Awakening
   Professor Tuberton, a Yukon Gold of high pedigree, wakes up in the dark, damp drawer of a middle-class pantry next to a rotting onion named Gary. Your golden skin is itching with potential and a slight fungal infection. A giant hand descends from the heavens, smelling faintly of garlic and poor life choices.
3. scenario
   The Great Peel Evasion
   Professor Tuberton holds his breath, his many eyes squinting in a high-stakes game of Statues against the kitchen goddess. The peeler descends, but instead of skinning the Professor, it snags a rowdy Russet who was screaming about his rights. Tuberton is kicked into the dark crevices of the pantry floor, now dwelling among the dust bunnies and a forgotten, sentient garlic clove.
4. peeler
   Dodge the Peeler
   Not a scratch. Danced through the chaos like a legend.
5. mash
   Mash Resistance
   Held the masher off with sheer starchy will. Legendary.