Keepsakes are reserved for potatoes that survive. Better luck next spud.
Their story
grow
Growing in the Dirt
An absolute unit. Ballooned to a giant. 2 slugs slain along the way.
scenario
The Peeler Incident
Karen Von Chip has been unearthed by a giant in a stained apron who smells faintly of disappointment and yeast. You are currently vibrating on a stainless steel counter while a serrated blade looms overhead like a guillotine for root vegetables. The vibe is reaching critical levels of panic as a nearby carrot gets its skin shredded into orange confetti.
scenario
The Kitchen Counter Incident
A giant hand has plucked Karen Von Chip from the comfort of the soil and tossed her onto a granite slab. The Sweet Potato's vibe is currently threatened by a nearby Vitamix that is making eye contact with her numerous sprouts. A chef with a questionable mustache is debating whether to peel Karen or enter her into a county fair.