Chad Yamsdale

Keepsake

A little souvenir of this potato's life.

DownloadShare

Their story

1. scenario
   Awakening in the Moist Dark
   Chad Yamsdale, you regal Purple Majesty hunk, you have just sprouted your first conscious eye in the humid darkness of a burlap sack. The air smells like wet laundry and existential dread. A heavy hand reaches into the bag, fumbling for something to throw into a lukewarm pot of salt water.
2. sprout
   Sprouting Eyes
   A visionary spud. Sprouted 23 eyes and sees all.
3. scenario
   The Great Burlap Breach
   Chad Yamsdale, your purple skin is pulsating with the forbidden knowledge of the deep pantry. Your twenty-three eyes have spotted a rogue kitchen knife vibrating on the edge of the counter above. It is time to roll your starchy girth toward destiny or die trying to understand why humans put butter on everything.
4. peeler
   Dodge the Peeler
   Took 2 hits but survived the peeler storm.
5. fryer
   Escape the Fryer
   Timed each jump like a rhythm-game god and vaulted out of the oil.