Mama Golden-Eye

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A little souvenir of this potato's life.

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Their story

1. scenario
   The Great Bin Darkness
   Mama Golden-Eye wakes up in a burlap sack smelling of wet dirt and existential dread. A giant, fleshy hand reaches into the darkness, tossing aside a shriveled Russet like yesterday's trash. The light is blinding, and the air smells like a steakhouse kitchen during a grease fire.
2. roll
   Roll Down the Hill
   Bumped 1 time — enough momentum to reach the bottom.
3. scenario
   The Sizzling Abyss of Destiny
   Mama Golden-Eye accelerates toward the bubbling, yellow horizon of the industrial fryer. A line of sous-chefs are tossing rhythmic salt-handfuls while screaming about ticket times. A stray spatula deflects you away from the oil, launching your Yukon Gold body onto a high-speed conveyor belt headed toward the 'Artisanal Slicer' unit.
4. barrel
   Surf the Barrel
   Rode the barrel like a legend. Sharks starved.
5. mash
   Mash Resistance
   Held the masher off with sheer starchy will. Legendary.